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Don't Haunt Alone!


Age 119
Do not be fooled by my moniker; it is a jest. Truly I am among the least vengeful of all my acquaintances. Why, I delight to spend each fortnight with a woman (whose name I shall not divulge) who has been seeking vengeance upon her family for nigh on three decades. The woman never tires! Rest in peace, indeed.

I, on the other hand, sought merely to avenge one wrong, against one man. Sadly, he died of a heart condition some time ago, so I remain unfulfilled in this matter. I have little choice but to seek that same vengeance upon his sole heir, which I daresay will not be the same.

As for companionship, I am open to meeting new people; my efforts at disturbing the living take only a pittance of my time, and thus I entertain the notion of diversion. If you are likewise minded, I would be delighted to receive word.

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Copyright 2009 Randy Tayler